I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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