erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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