So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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