does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
