i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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