Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
