i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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