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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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