I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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