Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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