I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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