I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
