I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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