Define "chronic" masturbator.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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