Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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