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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.

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  just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom

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• (949): View more from California

  the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.

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