I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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