Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
