Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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