I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?