hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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