Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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