just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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