A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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