i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
PANTIES FOUND
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