Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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