Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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