That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.