let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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