I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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