either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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