this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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