Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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