i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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