Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Text me some of your sweat
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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