Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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