Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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