I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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