I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
false alarm. still invincible.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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