turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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