I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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