batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i will never coherently bang her
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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