strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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