Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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