It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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