I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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