..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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