But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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