The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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