all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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