I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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