Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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