apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
