Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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