I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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