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and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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