i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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