Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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