i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He passed out mid-signature
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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