...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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